Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Funny Birthday Quotes, Funny Bday Sayings

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Few women disclose their age. Lesser number of men acts their age.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If u don't mind it doesn't matter.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

The only constant thing in this world is change and birthdays every year!

There is always a child in every person- wonder where it's hiding now.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Birthday Text Messages

May this year be your best ever.

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

Not just a year older, but a year better.

Here's to another year of experience.

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Happy birthday, may this day always be a special one to remember.

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Birthday Quotes, Happy Birthday Sayings

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille ball

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
- Jean Paul Richter

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
- Fred Astaire

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Jennifer Yane

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
- Tom Wilson

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
- Oscar Wilde