You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Few women disclose their age. Lesser number of men acts their age.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If u don't mind it doesn't matter.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
The only constant thing in this world is change and birthdays every year!
There is always a child in every person- wonder where it's hiding now.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.